Friday, October 10, 2014

Grease Fire Burns Up Crematorium When They Try To Cremate 800 Pound Body

(Note the Chicken McNuggets sign)

"The body was so obese that the actual body fat came off and went straight up the sack and hit the roof material, the rubber roof we have up there and that's what made it go up like it did…It was no negligence involved in it. My guys, we did all we could. 

Once it started, the grease hit the roof and started the fire, the only thing we could do is dial 911 and get the fire department here,” Hendrix said. 

Three people were inside of the plant at the time of the fire. All were able to get out unharmed.

There were also three bodies on site at the time of the fire, but the manager says none were damaged in the process.

Later on Wednesday afternoon the crematorium received the go-ahead to resume cremating the body. The family was not present during the cremation, Hendrix said.
The business will be closed for a few days to repair damage to the roof and furnace.
He said the facility is known across Virginia for handling large people."


Dr. Theda said...

On hell of a "Grease Fire".....
have a great weekend , my Friend...

Dr. Theda said...

We were just told that a McDonalds Meat processing plant was found to have "Human" body parts and using horse flesh as "filler"...
What can you find on this one....???

Dr. Theda said...

We just looked it up ourself and found a post at "Most Extreme News" about this.... It went on to say that the human flesh was from "Children".... Way to go "McDonalds House".... This according to a FBI statement....!!!

David said...

That story originated with a 27 March 2014 article published by the Huzlers web site:

First Horse meat, then the mysterious “Pink slime”, Now Human meat? A shocking discovery has been made in an Oklahoma City McDonald’s meat factory and other McDonald’s meat factories nationwide. Meat inspectors reportedly found, what appeared to be, Human meat stored in the meat factory freezers of an Oklahoma City meat factory and human meat already in trucks right outside the factory ready to be shipped to McDonald’s restaurants. Health inspectors immediately demanded inspection in various McDonald’s meat factories across the country and horrifyingly found human meat in about 90% of the factories inspected thus far.

The USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) has seized McDonald’s production and shipping and will call for more meat factory inspections and restaurant inspections. The FBI is also investigating the factories. FBI agent Lloyd Harrison told Huzler reporters “The worst part is that it’s not only human meat, it’s child meat. the body parts that were found across the U.S. factories were deemed to small to be adult body parts, this is truly horrible”.

The situation brings up many unanswered questions. How long have they been using human meat? Where did they get the children from? Were they already dead when brought into factories? Investigators and Inspectors are currently being deployed for intensive investigations all around the U.S.
However, that McDonald's article was just a spoof from the Huzlers web site, which offers users the ability to "Create your own news prank and trick your friends by sharing it" and has a history of publishing fabricated news stories (such as one about pop star Justin Bieber's admitting to being bisexual and one about the 2014 Super Bowl being rigged). The Huzlers site also carries a disclaimer on its pages noting that " is a combination of real shocking news and satire news to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief."

In truth, no part of the McDonald's operation has been cited for having bought, sold, processed, or used either horse meat or human meat (the latter of which cannot legally be vended in the U.S.) for food purposes.

Dr. Theda said...

Thank you, my Friend for your research.... Horse meat has been used a filler on occasions before
... The story made for a cool set of posts at the "Crypt"....
...and we could not get the song "little Priest" out of our